I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t
"how do we know you’re not a cop?"
could a cop do this?
[unarmed black teen walks by without getting harassed or shot]
"ah okay you’re cool"
i just saw a science fact and thought ‘thats probably not real’ so i guess im a republican now. im going to go buy a gun and not please my wife in bed.
you lost me at superwh
Why won’t anyone let me pitch my superwhales idea