s-assypants:

I don’t even like cats but look at those eyes!
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
Anonymous

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

bublog:

BUB saves TIGERS. 
YOUR CAT CAN TOO. 
 
ciarachimera:

It’s a trap

alwaysri8:

gaybrielandasstiel:

thespooklock:

thespooklock:

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

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i bet

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you guys

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thought

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i was joking

oh dear god

HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD
catmota:

Bottle Brush Trees
Jian Chong Min
verucadarling:

my-selfish-love:

Mademoiselle Yulia

Inspo

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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