Me golf commentating: These are evil, evil men... they have done wicked deeds to be here today. There are no winners today-- Beautiful drive there. Right onto the fairway.

2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things

Is it OK to still consume cum or

no you have to "guzzle" it this year

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

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its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

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Get down mr president

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who else up hurkleing their durkleing

Apologies, I didn't realize you had a fat ass. I have since rethought all my views and opinions

kill them with kindness? WRONG! medical malpractice 💉🩸💉🩸💉🩸🩻🫀🩸🫀🩸💉🫀🩸🩻🫀💉🫀💉🫀🩻🩸🩻🫀💉🫀🩸🫀💉🫀🩻💉💉💉💉🩻💉🩻🩸🫀💉🩸🩻💉🩻🩸🫀🩻💉💉💉💉🫀🩻💉🩻🩸🫀🩻💉🫀🩻🫀💉🫀💉🫀🩻🩻🩻🩸🫀💉💉🩻🫀🩸🫀🩻🩻🩻🩻🩸🩻🩻💉🫀🫀🫀

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

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update for 2023 i have literally gotten worse about this

Hey @caputvulpinum , good news.


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I have the OG you made saved.

runovaris you are literally the deus ex machina of my blog's bad archiving

Damn they were all about the glitter 30 years ago huh?

30?

Idk 32 or something I stopped counting

janeypievanas:
“Our favorite photo from when I was trying to get a Christmas-card worthy photo.
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Our favorite photo from when I was trying to get a Christmas-card worthy photo.

Me: maybe I’m not cut out to be a writer…idk what if I’m not good enough

BookTok romance writers: ‘what if you were just a normal school teacher…but the MINOTAUR wanted to get you PREGNANT’

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new years party decor

serialexperimentsdilbert-deacti

dr who is so crazy imagine your species goes extinct except for two theater kids who call themselves The Orthodontist and the Administrator and they just go around causing problems and destroying your entire culture's reputation

did you hear about the ancient race of enchanted elves? they fell into the darkness of their own hubris. anyway that over there is the two survivors, Wiz and da Boss, who are only taking breaks from kicking each other in the nuts to make out

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